Full Title: Cops: L.I. Woman Charged With Prostitution After Using Hot Dog Cart To Solicit Clients
OK, so its a slow news day.
In addition, after all the heavy sheet we have all been discussing of late, a little levity is called for to lighten the mood of all who are down/depressed over the prospects of having to vote for Mittens or worse, face the prospects of another 4 years under the FASCIST, Neo-Commie, Dear Leader.
Moreover, Freepers being the masters of the double entendre, this story will be fodder for those who wish to pull out (no pun intended) their better lines.
Oh, and of course, their is the obligatory pic which in and of itself (what a bow wow) is what convinced me to post this, as I pondered who would possibly pay ($150) to have sex with her? Laz? Secret Service Agents? lol
And this is the business card she was handing out:
Have at it!
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To: Conservative Vermont Vet
Oh.
From the title I thought maybe she actually used the cart. I was ready to admire her imagination.
2 posted on
05/05/2012 3:39:42 AM PDT by
Savage Beast
("You can, in fact must, shout fire in a crowded theatre. It just has to be the truth. " J. Goldberg)
To: Conservative Vermont Vet
Quite a manly looking hot dog girl. In St Petersburg Florida they used to have these but they were very cute.
3 posted on
05/05/2012 3:40:19 AM PDT by
driftdiver
(I could eat it raw, but why do that when I have a fire.)
To: Conservative Vermont Vet
4 posted on
05/05/2012 3:42:27 AM PDT by
nevergore
("It could be that the purpose of my life is simply to serve as a warning to others.")
To: Conservative Vermont Vet
Looks like Sean Penn in a new role
5 posted on
05/05/2012 3:44:17 AM PDT by
winodog
To: Conservative Vermont Vet
So many jokes about ‘serving hot dogs’.... I just can’t pick one.....
6 posted on
05/05/2012 3:44:35 AM PDT by
NurdlyPeon
(I just don't know what to put here right now.)
To: Conservative Vermont Vet
A “roach coach” in every sense of the word...
7 posted on
05/05/2012 3:44:48 AM PDT by
mrs. a
(It's a short life but a merry one...)
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To: windcliff
10 posted on
05/05/2012 4:03:50 AM PDT by
stylecouncilor
(Some minds are like soup in a poor restaurant...better left unstirred.-PG Wodehouse)
To: Conservative Vermont Vet
Some punchlines just write themselves.
11 posted on
05/05/2012 4:14:50 AM PDT by
RightOnline
(I am Andrew Breitbart!)
To: Conservative Vermont Vet
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16 posted on
05/05/2012 4:37:16 AM PDT by
Daffynition
(Our forefathers would be shooting by now.)
To: Conservative Vermont Vet; Lazamataz
Laz. Your name is mentioned so I thought you would like to take a gander at this thread.
18 posted on
05/05/2012 4:47:13 AM PDT by
OldMissileer
(Atlas, Titan, Minuteman, PK. Winners of the Cold War)
To: Conservative Vermont Vet
Dang,I pass this truck every day!
To: Conservative Vermont Vet
21 posted on
05/05/2012 5:05:00 AM PDT by
Joe 6-pack
(Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
To: Conservative Vermont Vet
Do you know why they don’t have a vegetarian hot dog eating contest?
Because they taste like ship!
—Ron White
22 posted on
05/05/2012 5:06:25 AM PDT by
Erik Latranyi
(When religions have to beg the gov't for a waiver, we are already under socialism.)
To: Conservative Vermont Vet
24 posted on
05/05/2012 5:31:27 AM PDT by
ResponseAbility
(Islam...Imperialism in a turban.)
To: Conservative Vermont Vet
I hope all the clients used condomints.
29 posted on
05/05/2012 5:55:23 AM PDT by
CrazyIvan
(Obama's birth certificate was found stapled to Soros's receipt.)
To: Conservative Vermont Vet
Uhhhm, ketchup or mustard?
31 posted on
05/05/2012 6:20:42 AM PDT by
FroggyTheGremlim
(Conservative patriots, Rise up!)
To: Conservative Vermont Vet
38 posted on
05/05/2012 7:05:56 AM PDT by
crosshairs
(Worship the Creator, not the created.)
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