[Fiji Hill]

Rush Limbaugh has been crusading against the dangerous sport of soccer. He set up an organization called Keep Our Own Kids Safe, which lobbies for reforming the sport through reforms such as outlawing "heading." The group's long-range goal is to have soccer banned altogether.

However, KOOKS has been opposed by Big Soccer, which includes corporate giants such as Addidas which have a financial stake in the sport.

[LevinFan]

This is a joke, right? I can’t see rush ever involved in something like that.

[Colonel Kangaroo]

Considering the way the NFL establishment has treated him over the years, Limbaugh might ought to think about favoring soccer football over American gridiron football.