A short intro, then a lot of words/big buildup, and boffo finish:
Then the black-backed, beetle-eating woodpecker turned to the Ivory billed woodpecker and the red headed woodpecker and said,
“Gee guys, I dunno about beech or birch, or beetles, but that’s the best piece of ash I’ve ever had my pecker in.”
Har!
(BTW, the ‘peckers in question are no kin of mine!)
