Pictures? I want video of that!
Apropos of nothing...
Romney and Obama, stranded in downtown Teheran, go to a used car dealer with 500 dollars and want to buy a used car.
The dealer says, “We don’t have any 500 dollar cars, BUT, we have this camel in the back lot who’s trained to stop on red lights and go on green. You fill him up with water and a bale of hay, once a week, and you’re all set.
They buy the camel and away they go.
A week later the salesman runs into Obama and Romney and asks, “How are you getting on with the camel.” “Aw, we lost him”, they reply. “How can you lose a camel?” asks the salesman.
“Well, like you said, he stopped at a red light and we heard someone say, “LOOK AT THE TWO ASSHOLES ON THE CAMEL.” We got down to look and the light turned green”.
“We ain’t seen that camel since”.