The liberal idiots, commies etc.
or
This sort of thing:
http://www.guardian.co.uk/stage/2005/sep/29/comedy.religion
Emo Philips
The Guardian, Wednesday 28 September 2005
Article history
This morning I received thrilling news: a joke I wrote more than 20 years ago has been voted the funniest religious joke of all time! In case you've missed it, here it is:
Once I saw this guy on a bridge about to jump.
I said, "Don't do it!" He said, "Nobody loves me." I said, "God loves you. Do you believe in God?"
He said, "Yes." I said, "Are you a Christian or a Jew?" He said, "A Christian." I said, "Me, too! Protestant or Catholic?" He said, "Protestant." I said, "Me, too! What franchise?" He said, "Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Baptist or Southern Baptist?" He said, "Northern Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist or Northern Liberal Baptist?"
He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region, or Northern Conservative Baptist Eastern Region?" He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region." I said, "Me, too!"
Northern Conservative†Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1879, or Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912?" He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912." I said, "Die, heretic!" And I pushed him over.
And sometimes folks get LABELED
Anti-Freeper and leftist
merely because the power-mongering gestapo wannabee's hereon disagree with them or have a personal pique toward them or some other nonsense.
That is so good I can’t believe it. It is so direct to the point, so absolutely on target it is scary. I hope everybody here gets to read it and takes it to heart .
Those 1912’ers just aren’t fit to live.
Again!