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The Year 2011 is over. Homeland Security has provided their end-of-the-year statistics on airport screenings here in the U.S.

Please note results below:

* Terrorist Plots Discovered: 0
* Transvestites: 743
* Enlarged Prostates: 19,249
* Breast Implants: 209,350
* Colon problems: 27,298
* Natural Blondes: 3

25 posted on 03/17/2012 12:53:07 PM PDT by bopdowah ("Unlike King Midas, whatever the Gubmint touches sure don't turn to Gold!')

"The Year 2011 is over. Homeland Security has provided their end-of-the-year statistics on airport screenings here in the U.S.

Please note results below:

* Terrorist Plots Discovered: 0
* Transvestites: 743
* Enlarged Prostates: 19,249
* Breast Implants: 209,350
* Colon problems: 27,298
* Natural Blondes: 3

Finally...An informative post that proves beyond all doubt that our tax dollars are not being wasted by the airport gestapo...{;-)

PS: By any chance, did you use the FOI to get the names the last three?

34 posted on 03/17/2012 8:53:08 PM PDT by SuperLuminal (Where is another agitator for republicanism like Sam Adams when we need him?)