Thank you very much, savagesusie!! Go, Newt!!
I met a fairy today who said she would grant me one wish.
“I want to live forever,” I said.
“Sorry” said the fairy, “I’m not allowed to grant wishes like that!”
“Fine,” I said, “I want to die after the Democrats get their heads out of their a$$es!”
“You crafty ba$tard,” said the fairy.