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Things you might want to know about the new dear leader:

* He is the son of Ko Young-hee -- the Dear Leader's third and most attractive concubine


* The boy speaks French, English and German, having attended the International School of Berne (under the pseudonym Chol Pak)


* He idolized Michael Jordan and played basketball himself, despite being overweight and only 5 foot 6

* He idolized Arnold Schwarzenegger and Jean-Claude Van Damme


* His nickname is Beloved Comrade or Captain Kim... following father Dear Leader and grandfather Great Leader

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* The boy speaks French, English and German, having attended the International School of Berne (under the pseudonym Chol Pak)

He must have been very interesting when they had "Career Day" at that school.