Very good news for Newt! He has had a lot of bad press and it seems a lot of people have conclude either he has turned over a new leaf or they simply don’t care about his personal transgressions. I tend to fall a little into both!!
If the candidates came with a vehicle:
Newt is U-Haul truck, and it’s full of baggage. However, within that baggage is a warehouse of great ideas, and a track record of fiscal responsibility, acceptable social conservative voting record (albeit not so much in his personal life), and a vision of the future that makes more sense than anyone else’s.
Mitt is a shiny limo, but all that’s inside of it is an empty suit and good hair. There are bottles on the shelf labeled “whiskey” and “vodka”, but inside, there’s nothing but plain water. We’ve tasted it, it tastes like water, but he insists it’s vodka and whiskey.
Perry is a big truck with Texas plates and horns on the hood, but it’s being driven by 38 illegal immigrants.
Santorum is a minivan full of his 7 kids and some nice shiny ideas, but, it’s a MINIVAN.
Ron Paul is a ‘77 Pinto. Cheap, efficient, and bare bones, but it’s so old and rusty nobody wants it.
I can’t think of any for the other candidates...