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Ha... let them try this in San Fran....

One (or more) of those gay guys wearing a metal ring around his/her/it's nether parts is in for a shock (no pun intended)....and a couple of little balls drop off.

(It's the induced electronagnetic field effect....causes heating.....for those in Rio Vista)

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....in other news....hi-tech homeless have been found attaching flat coils of wire to the road surface and using the generated current to power up their laptops, coffee machines and electric blankets.....

One enterprising homeless even rents out a set of coils and connectors.....

It was reported that some of the coils were stolen by other homeless for recycling....as local liquor stores swap copper for booze.

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"If it works well on the University of Utah campus," said WAVE CEO Wesley Smith, "our model will be to duplicate that to transit agencies around the country as well as campuses around the country."

Mr Smith unfortunetly parked his SUV over one of the magnetically coupled grid lines....the field melted then ignited his tires (through the steel belting) and unexpectedly caused the SUV to incinerate.....