[EBH]

They left out playing basketball

[blackdog]

So if I get this right, this is the want ad for his replacement............

Help Wanted: Athletic personal attendant needed. Must be able to buy and supply gum. Must be by assigned staffer's side at all times. Must be fit and have good personal hygine. Must command a presence to keep others away who may interfere with superior. Must go without sleep.

All that for $200,000 per year plus expenses? I thought it was Herman Cain who held these kind of job offers?

[OKSooner]

They left out letting the boss win at bassitball.