First Lady Sneaks Out 'as much as possible' (via Drudge)

AP ^ | 10/12/2011 | Unknown

[PhilosopherStone1000]

Link only.

[PhilosopherStone1000]

"They don't expect to see me at Starbuck's or Chipotle."

LOL! Eating up all that fat she's taking away from school kids is a full time job.

But hey, who can blame her. Who'd want to spend time with a loser Dumb0 who smells like cigarettes and Reggie Love's meat thermometer?

[PBRSTREETGANG]

Good thing the TP is one of the perks.

I’d imagine she’d use a copious amount.

[jakerobins]

If she's gonna eat Chipotle don't forget to get a bottle at Target!! LOL

[dfwgator]

It’s tough being a “beard.”

[ColdOne]

So she goes without secret service? Oh most places I use my credit card I swipe it in a machine cashier doesn’t see my name.

[newheart]

Maybe that’s the purpose of all the mystery digging on the White House lawn.

[SpaceBar]

Probably getting a little wookie on the side.

[ColdOne]

During an interview on NBC's "Today" show, Mrs. Obama said the trips outside the White House help her and her daughters maintain a sense of normalcy. Yeah sure Michelle, because we all know it is normal for anyone to take AF1 on a private trips anywhere in the world.

[trisham]

Sure she does. She outwits and eludes those needless secret service types all the time. The photographers are apparently much more difficult to evade.

She and her husband are compulsive liars.

[trisham]

There are no little wookies.

[Krodg]

No way she can sneak that wide load out of double doors.

[atc23]

LIAR
Already floating the meme: “ la la la - I couldnt care less wreder we’s wins or lose” . la la la - wouldn’t bother me a bit to get away fum all dese nastyazz pictas of dem awful white honkies”

[mass55th]

"Once again, it was only a cashier who noticed her [at Target] as she paid for her purchases."

I guess they didn't notice the AP photographer that the White House had tipped off for this visit.

If Moochele sneaks out "as much as possible," then it's true that she hates being First Lady as reported by Carla Bruni.

[GraceG]

[ Probably getting a little wookie on the side. ]

EWWWWWWWWWWWW.

[NormsRevenge]

Wow. not since Lady Bird used to sneak out to walk thru museums.. or Hillary to meet Vince.. or something like that.. why did I click on this link d#-?

[bigheadfred]

Bet the secret Service just calls it “Walking the dog.” Able Baker Charlie to Roger Fox Dog : “ Rover is roving....”

[PhilosopherStone1000]

LOL! Ace isn’t going to like that!

[frankenMonkey]

[SWAMPSNIPER]

[FortWorthPatriot]

"...and Reggie Love's meat thermometer?"

Dammit, you owe me a new keyboard!