ROTFLMAO
Those cedar trees are a blight.
I am the very model of a modern Major General
I've information vegetable, animal and mineral
I know the kings of England, I can quote the fights historical
From Marathon to Waterloo in order categorical
I've learned what progress has been made in modern warfare gunnery
But in matters hurricanical I'm like a novice in a nunnery
In short, I have no smattering of weather strat-e-gery
But I'm still the coolest Major General in matters mil-i-tary
Hand me muh swagger stick.....
Leni