Lets hope they can get a redneck lawyer to defend them, pro bono.
Jeff Foxworthy, Larry the Cable Guy, Langvel and the other redneck comedian are going to have material for a whole TV season.
I suggest that the Redneck Olympics have:
1. Blowing up outhouses for distance
2. Greased pig catching
3. Horse tossing (not just horseshoe tossing). You throw the whole thing for distance
4. Moonshine explosions: the biggest explosion wins
5. Fencing: Building a wooden fence around the field in the fastest time
6. Boxing: filling and sealing Home Depot moving boxes in the fastest time.
7. Pie making: Making and baking an apple/cherry pie in the fastest time