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SEEKING EXECUTIVE WITH LEADERSHIP SKILLS
Must be willing to have entire life, personal and professional, exposed on national TV and in all print media. Must enjoy hearing details of same mocked nightly on entertainment shows.
Must be willing to submit to debates with opponents, moderated also by an opponent.
Prefer applicants who can get by on 4 or less hours of sleep a night, and who have attractive family members with no blemishes in looks or behavior.
Must enjoy giving speeches every day. Intensive travel required. Must be prepared to have everything you say be clipped and cut out of contest and repeated around the world.
Absolute prerequisite: MUST be able to stand being called a racist.

Benefits: Good personal security detail; free sampling of local delicacies; possibility of free room and board; unlikely to be forgotten for at least 20 years.

Those are the qualifications for conservatives. Here are the ones for liberals/socialists:

SEEKING PROFESSIONAL WITH NO EXECUTIVE SKILLS OR EXPERIENCE

Questionable past is acceptable - that can all be hidden.
Must be willing to say different things to different people, depending on the audience.
Must be able to speak passionately and generate enthusiasm without saying anything.
Must be able to read from a teleprompter.
Must hate America, but be able to disguise that hatred.
A fetish for golf (or other sports) is a plus, especially in times of national crisis.
Benefits: Free room and board; free lifetime retirement package; free use of jumbo jet for self, family and friends; free personal security detail for life; free pass by the main stream media for life.