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In a follow up story, the Premier was run over by the American Presidential motorcade in route to abandoning a long standing ally Israel while attending the dedication of the new Palestinian state that as it's first official act declared war against Israel and told their pet lapdog, the POTUS, to not interfere or risk losing his 72 virgins that do not look like Michelle. /sarc

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Vice President Joe Biden was later found wandering aimlessly in a swamp, muttering, “they promised us nobody would get hurt!”