Your honor, please have mercy on Rashad King, Devo Green, and Jamarcus Napper! They were locked in fierce competition for a Rhodes Scholarship and, well, the pressure was too much! This is really a reflection of the hyper-competitive academic environment in the ghetto, where “black panther moms” accept nothing but academic excellence and don’t let their sons date or blow off steam in any way... or simply be children.
Along with Anus Brown and Nosmo King.
(Reference: Unintended Consequences by John Ross)