I’d do it for say.... $200K/yr + expenses. I’d also want an APC and military weapons/equipment. ALSO, the authority to shoot first and ask questions later. Tell ya what, I’d either die spectacularly, of the druggies would go elsewhere.
I see you are a modest man with simple wants. If you had lived in Sodom or Gomorrah they would never have been destroyed.
I thought you would ask for enough to hire a couple of real bad guy druggies to police the place - while you lived it up with the ghod's gift to man.
Of course not forgetting include a gold plated health care and a politician's pension.