[Lazamataz]

1. I'd hit it.
   
2. I'd hit it.
   
3. I'd hit it.
   
4. I'd hit it.
   
5. I'd hit it.
   
6. I'd hit it.
   
7. I'd hit it.
   
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9. I'd hit it.
   
10. I'd hit it.
    
11. I'd hit it.
    
12. I'd hit it.
    
13. I'd hit it.
    
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17. I'd hit it.
    
18. I'd hit it.
    
19. I'd hit it.
    
20. I'd hit it.
    

[RetroSexual]

Phyllis Chesler:

[LostInBayport]

I think I’ve been on FR too long...as I scrolled through your post I thought “this must be that Lazamataz guy”. I got to the tagline and I was right!

That alone got me laughing (so did your post).

[MARTIAL MONK]

I have an allergic reaction to porn.

It makes my stecker piff.

[RabidBartender]

lol - it never stops being funny.