Predicted New Scam:
Giant bowling pins will fall from the sky every time your child drinks a pop! This can only be solved though higher taxes and more government control. All scientists are in consensus. Bowling pins falling from sky are up 300% since we've been tracking it in 1907.
Look at our hockeystick graph.
Notice how many less pinsetters there are in bowling alleys since the 1940’s! The pins got them. This PROVES our science. Do not believe the deniers that say bowling pins do not fall from the sky.
Look at our computer models that PROVE it!
George Bush never said that they fall from the sky. What was he covering up? In fact, thousands of Conservative politicians have remained silent on the global bowling pin problem.
If it doesn't rain bowling pins, that is because bowling pins falling causes bowling pins not to fall!
Whether they fall or not, it proves our point. Bowling Pin change is REAL, we swear it is. Believe us, we have science on our side!
Haha! Good analogy!
Close.
The "new" worry is that we're running out of fresh water. I've surfed through a couple of TV shows, also seen some commercials mentioning it. My prediction? That'll be the new worry in 5 years or less.
Climate Change needs to flop around in its death throes for a little while longer. Then, as soon as the idiots promoting it figure that there's just as much money to be made in scaring the population with something else, then they'll all pile on.
Problem is that Global Warming, erm, Climate Change, models don't support a lack of fresh water globally. They'll need to be adjusted (or better yet, forgotten about) in order for the meme to really take hold, I think.
Call me a cynic.