[freeplancer]

Every time I see your username, I scratch my head.

[The Comedian]

Every time I see your username, I scratch my head.

That may be good news. On one hand, I may be causing you to think outside of your current perimeters of experience, causing a rush of blood to the head, brain, and scalp. On the other hand:

Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.