You know, it would be funny if someone had the nerve, when they go between the legs, if someone would urinate on their hand. I know it’s gross but...
Some woman called in to Hannity’s show this week and threatened to strap a Di*do under her skirt.
There must be something that can be done to ‘reward’ their digusting, groping hands.
I was considering putting on a strap on :-) or as someone in another thread suggested...wear a kilt without underwear.
And to kick it up a notch...throw a liberal amount of KY or Vaseline on the hangdown :-)
“There must be something that can be done to ‘reward’ their digusting, groping hands.”
Flatulence?
I was thinking about making up some gooey goo out of corn syrup and corn starch, dying it with red food coloring, and saturating a sanitary pad with it. “Enjoy!!”