[Constitutions Grandchild]

...or Madeleine Kahn in “Young Frankenstein” singing “Ah Sweet Mystery of Life at last I've found you.” Oh, the goofiness is limitless. Think of the poor losers who have to do this for a living. They have to hear, “Pervert!” mumbled underneath each person's breath.

[La Lydia]

Perhaps a little music box in your underclothes that plays “Midnight at the Oasis” when touched. Like those singing greeting cards.