A sharpened #2 pencil in the right hands, and “Yikes!”
If the kid looks anything like her he needs weapons.
Reminds me of an incident that happened in high school.
Buddy of mine was sitting there, trying to get some work done. The class idiot kept bugging my buddy. My buddy told him to knock it of or else.
Class idiot didn’t and took a sharpened pencil to the thigh.
After the class idiot yelped about taking a pencil to the thigh, my buddy calmly said “I warned you.”
I has a prof in college that had one stuck in his ear by disgruntled student. Never gave a grade lower than C following attack