Seriously ... I have to travel frequently for business.
I'm doing this.
I look forward to flatulating in the face of some TSA goon.
Like I said, if the movement grows, this will put an end to it. A few years ago I was man-handled by some Asian TSA employee; I felt so violated, but thought it was the funniest thing afterwards. Neither wants to make eye contact, both wish they were somewhere else, and you just hurry away with bowed head when the ordeal is over. Any time I hate my job, I remember what that guy does for a living...