You're one mean Bastard User From Hell. I like you. :-)
Honored!
It was the Red Hat Valahalla release..the one with a big redbearded Viking holding a hammer.
What saved the guy from a stroke was when he saw all the little windows desktop icons scattered around the screen.
"WHO TOLD YOU YOU COULD PUT LINUX ON A COMPANY COM..."
"Oh."
"You @sshole...Hahahahhaa.."