[ravingnutter]

Thanks for your concern. He was really upset when I told him he couldn't come home and started moaning about all the money the divorce was going to cost him. I just told him (in a true Texas "Bless your heart" drawl) "I only one suggestion for you darlin'...and it seems to have worked very well for you in the past. Go cry on your girlfriend's shoulder about how miserable I make your life!"

I am much better off without him. I just got a new bumper sticker that says "Cheaters never prosper, I got his house, his truck and his dogs!", LOL!

[KC Burke]

Hi Kiddo,

I have a gal that is a freind of ours that spent 30 years married to a doctor and got dumped and divorced.

On the wall or what is now her house in Grand Cayman is a sign that says:
“I’m a Great Housekeeper
Every Guy I Marry — I keep his House.”