10. Visit Cleveland - there's hardly any traffic here during playoff season!
9. Cleveland - We're nothing like those guys on the sitcom.
8. Cleveland - Because we don't suck as bad as Cincinatti.
7. Cleveland - Other than the Cavs, the Indians, and the Browns, we're a great sports town.
6. Cleveland - Making Pittsburgh feel good about itself since 1950.
5. Cleveland - At least our suburbs are nice.
4. Cleveland - Even Belichick couldn't win here.
3. Cleveland - Hey, we're not one of the 10 most dangerous cities for crime anymore!
2. Cleveland - Convenient to leave by bus, train, or plane
And the Number One Ad Slogan rejected by the Cleveland Chamber of Commerce:
1. Visit Cleveland - Nobody has been able to set our river on fire in 41 years!
Hey neo, we had a little bit of an argument going on this thread over the subject of joking about the burning river in Cleveland, and I felt compelled to join the fray. You know there are no hard feelings toward Cleveland (I had some great times in Elyria several years back btw) and I intend everything in fun and jest. Feel free to rag on my Cowboys and Rangers and the rest of Big D if you like.
Ya gotta love the The Mistake by the Lake though.