[ConservativeStatement]

"World peace 1.20.09."

[Regulator]

I heard Obozo's in town.

Party at his house?

[dogcaller]

It’s how they roll in ChicagO...

[dalebert]

Obamaland

[Uncle Miltie]

Excellent gun control laws are, I believe, in place in Chicago.

So this story is impossible.

[rockrr]

Most of us settle for a BBQ...

[shekkian]

It’s a good thing Chicago is a gun free zone. Otherwise someone might get hurt.

[jazminerose]

Whaaattt?

They be dissin their homey?

I thought BO fixed all of that when he was paid agitating.

[wiggen]

Surely its a typo and there were 12 incidents with bow and arrow?

[The Brush]

Phoney Story!
Guns aren’t legal in Chicago!

[Emile]

But wait. All 0 has to do is get a bunch of people together and yell at them “Stop the shooting!”, and it’ll surely stop. Right?

[Ptarmigan]

Chicago is a quagmire.

[Clioman]

“Amish Gone Wild,” part VI.

[Charles H. (The_r0nin)]

More dead than on the Palestinian flotilla. Maybe European countries should withdraw their ambassadors to Chicago...

As the Greaseman once said, "Chicago is an old Indian word that means 'It sucks here.'"

[VeniVidiVici]

So more Chicagoans were killed yesterday than Palestinians.

[ozzymandus]

Criminals run wild in Chicago, and the politician’s answer is to attack the Constitutional rights of law-abiding Americans.

[23 Everest]

Hey Mayor Daley, how’s that “Firearm Rebate Program For Criminals” working for ya?

[dfwgator]

QUAGMIRE!

[raybbr]

Thirty four people shot in two days.

(At least 22 shot in separate shootings, 1 dead (yesterday) ^)

The good news is the doctors are all getting training for battle.

[SAMWolf]

I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.