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1 posted on 03/21/2010 4:01:10 AM PDT by billorites
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To: billorites

Nuts.


2 posted on 03/21/2010 4:04:00 AM PDT by fieldmarshaldj (~"This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Amber Lamps !"~~)
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To: billorites

Having undergone this procedure, I can feel for the
guy. Hope he gets a bundle.


3 posted on 03/21/2010 4:05:34 AM PDT by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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To: billorites

please....no one type TTIWWP

please


4 posted on 03/21/2010 4:06:32 AM PDT by Daisyjane69 (Michael Reagan: "Welcome back, Dad, even if you're wearing a dress and bearing children this time)
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To: billorites

The OTHER right, ‘Doc’. OUCH!


5 posted on 03/21/2010 4:09:25 AM PDT by PeaceBeWithYou (De Oppresso Liber! (50 million and counting in Afganistan and Iraq))
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To: billorites

The good news, however, is that it wasn’t malignant.


6 posted on 03/21/2010 4:10:53 AM PDT by RFEngineer
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To: martin_fierro; Slings and Arrows

Mangled genitals ping — or not.


7 posted on 03/21/2010 4:10:56 AM PDT by TheOldLady ("The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants." -- Albert Camus)
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To: billorites

They Eunuched him!!


11 posted on 03/21/2010 4:16:22 AM PDT by NotSoModerate
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To: billorites

I hate it when that happens. Of course it happened in one of those countries with a mature and well-oiled Obamacare-like health system.


12 posted on 03/21/2010 4:20:30 AM PDT by FlyingFish
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To: billorites

This kind of bumbling stupidity is why I have a longstanding policy of marking any areas where non-emergency surgery is to be performed with a black indelible marker indicating what IS and what IS NOT the correct areas for the doctor to work on.

There’s no way a doctor is going to approach my scrotum with intent to perform surgery without a well defined DO NOT TOUCH zone in place.


13 posted on 03/21/2010 4:21:15 AM PDT by Dr.Zoidberg (Warning: Sarcasm/humor is always engaged. Failure to recognize this may lead to misunderstandings.)
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To: billorites
Ah nuts! Which reminds me:

A guy in Tampa went in for surgery to amputate his left leg, but the doc removed the right leg. Upon learning of the error, the doc had to go in and amputate the left leg, as originally scheduled. Well, as most would know, the guy would obviously sue and did. However, the judge threw out the suit on the grounds the guy didn't have a leg to stand on!

18 posted on 03/21/2010 4:28:59 AM PDT by Road Warrior ‘04 (I miss President Bush greatly! Palin in 2012! 2012 - The End Of An Error! (Oathkeeper))
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To: billorites

Ouch!

20 posted on 03/21/2010 4:31:30 AM PDT by Dem Guard
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To: billorites

A perfect picture of what is taking place in Washington today.


22 posted on 03/21/2010 4:35:27 AM PDT by 1curiousmind
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To: billorites

This is what happens when you have surgery done on your genitals in a brewery town.


23 posted on 03/21/2010 4:49:52 AM PDT by RichInOC (No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
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To: billorites

Population control, one more human who cannot reproduce. Nationalized healthcare at it’s best


24 posted on 03/21/2010 4:51:43 AM PDT by ronnie raygun (cockblock the sock puppet in 2010)
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To: Allegra; CSM; dayglored; Dutchgirl; IYAS9YAS; Jersey Republican Biker Chick; Old Sarge; ...
♀☹☠☣☢★☆
MANGLED
GENITALS
PING

☆★☢☣☠☹♂

29 posted on 03/21/2010 6:43:41 AM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: billorites

Hey! At least they did the right patient....didn’t they?....didn’t they?......oh no..check that that name tag!!!!


30 posted on 03/21/2010 7:49:23 AM PDT by count-your-change (You don't have be brilliant, not being stupid is enough.)
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To: billorites
T'was the Night of the King's Castration: the last of the Royal Balls was coming off...
32 posted on 03/21/2010 7:57:08 AM PDT by andy58-in-nh (America does not need to be organized: it needs to be liberated.)
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To: billorites

At least he won’t be caught like Edwards was!


38 posted on 03/21/2010 11:32:40 AM PDT by dalereed
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To: humblegunner

Ping for your expertise!


40 posted on 03/21/2010 11:44:07 AM PDT by Eaker (Where I'm from, "Gang Colors" is Realtree and Mossy Oak. You know what I'm saying hoss. Rule.308.)
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To: billorites
Docs remove wrong testicle

So now Michelle Obama only has three?

44 posted on 03/22/2010 12:40:53 AM PDT by exile (I will NOT submit.)
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