It looks like a marauding feral bird killer to me
Exactly. What the hell was the damn thing doing loose? I'll tell you what: killing native birds, fouling neighbors' yards, destroying gardens, defecating everywhere.
marauding feral bird killer, one that decapitates cute little chipmunks like Alvin, one that crushes a baby bunny’s spine with a single bite.
Not that there’s anything wrong with a half-wild animal doing what comes naturally...