[BIG_CARBON_FOOT_PRINT]

I lived in Cook County for 32 years. If you could take it off the map, Illinois would be the most conservative state in the country. And if pigs had wings..........

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

Don't you mean Crook County?

[ought-six]

“I lived in Cook County for 32 years. If you could take it off the map, Illinois would be the most conservative state in the country.”

Well, you’d also have to remove Springfield and Champaign-Urbana. Do that and you’re partially right: Illinois would be a conservative state, but not the most conservative.