Maybe if he sent him a Christmas card...
Did he send an iPod and a jar of kimchee along as a peace offering?
Dear Kim Jong Il,
It’s me, your buddy Barack, I think your sexy. Keep up the great work. You are my inspiration. Everyday I wake up in the morning, look in the mirror and I say “I want to be just like my idol Kim Jong Il.” Keep up the great work
From Barack Obama
Ya know, I was doing this to be funny but I wouldn’t be surprised if that is what he said
“Dear Kim, be nice to me, I need help because I am now at a 43% approval rating, If you play nice I will send you 500 cases of Hennessey Cognac, your favorite!”
“I hate my own country, work with me to destroy American values and its economy.”
Barry sends a “Dear Kim” letter.........
Back here on Earth, the only thing that has ever changed NK behavior is freezing access to their cash and assets. Time to do that again. A letter? Poof.
(crickets.....)
Hannibal to Kim,
“Luv ya suit!”
Why not? It worked so well with Iran...
I wouldn’t jump to any conclusions about this. Nothing is what it seems in the world of intelligence/”diplomacy”. The Obama Adminsitration could have any number of reasons for wanting to get Bosworth and a couple of, ahem, “aides” into Pyongyang for a brief visit right around now. A personal letter from POTUS is on the short list of plausible excuses for doing that. And it could well be part of a cooperative effort with other governments that are eager to implement a controlled take-down of the Dear Leader regime.
Pathetic. Now is the time to strike... not send notes. If played properly we could back a revolt. They would not end up with a democracy, but anything is better than what they have now.
Did he sign it, “Love, Barry.”?
If he sent a letter saying “go eat crap”, well, that’d be something. But I doubt he did.
Dear Kim;
Merry Christmas or Happy New Year if you prefer. Just a note to let you know that if you should happen to test one of your new missiles that you developed in response to American aggression and imperialism, and it should veer off course and happen to hit a place called Wasilla, Alaska, that we would understand that it was just a mistake. It might help if you could say that you were firing it to combat global warming. Of course that wouldn’t be true, but the only person who might have the gumption to call you out wouldn’t be around to do it.
Hope to see you at the next International Marxist Convention. Not sure, should I bow or just shake hands?
Your friend,
Bari
Funny how history repeats itself. Didn’t FDR write a personal letter to Hitler right before he plunged the world into WWII?
This goofball is lowering our country by personally contacting lil kim the dictator. Given how he gets along with chavez, maybe he is asking advice from lil kim.
The Nork’s official newspaper had a blurb on this:
“His most highly exalted great leader Kim Jong Il received a personal letter from the groveling Kenyan President of the United States offering peace at all costs including missile technology gift and a visit from the Hooters all-star team”.
Dear Your Great Lordship Kim ‘Kong’ Il;
Please please please help me look like my weak foreign policy can really work. If you would just entertain the idea of meeting with one of my representatives i will come and bow before you in front of the entire world, in deference to your greatness. You don’t have to agree to anything but ,if we could make it look like you are interested in hearing my ideas, it would really help me out. I am desperate please please help me. My con is being revealed and i don’t know if i will make it through my entire term if i dont achieve something. They might even ask for my Nobel Prize back. I would even considering sharing it with you, because i know you have been cheated from receiving a Nobel Prize in Science and Math and Literature so many times when you clearly earned it.
Please please please help me.
Your Servant, Barack H. Obama