They are in luck. I just happen to be a researcher that studies the condition of 100 year old frozen whiskey. Just send me a case, with a hefty government grant, and I should be able to give a full report in no time.
You’ll need a second opinion...So I’ll be over soon...
And not that I’ll care much if anyone agrees with my opinion either...hehehe
Do you research techniques involve analyzing your subject in a fashion similar to this...