[Carley]

But but but Keeef said he is the most watched cable news program.

If Keeef says so, it must be true.

[OCCASparky]

I guess that “prestigous” Cornell AG school degree is devoid of any math courses. Whatever. Maybe if “Meaty-Fingers” Madcow TIVO’s Keef’s show a billion times, they somehow think that counts.