Posted on 05/19/2009 4:37:07 PM PDT by llevrok
Is That A Sausage In Your Pants? Cops: MAY 19--Meet Brittany Gariepy. The Florida woman was departing a 7-Eleven last night when a store clerk noticed a suspicious bulge in the front of the 20-year-old's pants. Concerned that Gariepy may have been shoplifting, convenience store employees contacted a cop, who approached Gariepy in the parking lot. Though she initially denied swiping anything, Gariepy was confronted with evidence spotted inside her vehicle: an empty wrapper for a $1.19 Big Mama pickled sausage. According to a Hernando County Sheriff's Office report, the lump that was "clearly visible inside [Gariepy's] pants" was a 2.4 ounce pork product that she apparently consumed post-theft. Gariepy, already on probation, was charged with shoplifting and possession of drug paraphernalia (a search of her Plymouth Caravan turned up a pipe with methamphetamine residue). Gariepy is pictured in the below mug shot. (3 pages)
I’m in a generous mood...not guilty
The Big Mama goes in the guy’s pants and for gals, it goes inside the bra. Duh.
And how did she consume it?
UGH!!! She must have been high to want to eat that thing! :o
those things are made of pig lips aren’t they?
I'm not quite that generous, I'm going for a 'hung' jury...
Sorry.
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piglips sausage? LOL!
That’s a man, baby.
The only way she ain’t guilty is because I think the sausage was real.
Sausage? Dunno.
The legal definition of a hot dog includes “Lips, tongue, esophagus and the attached fat not to exceed 20% by weight”...
sounds....appetizing.....huurrrllll!
And how did she consume it?
Why, she just skinned it back and commenced gobbling it.
I’ve see gals do it lickity split.
Shoulda put in in rear of her pants........... nobody would have bothered her.
I love em. They go great with beer.
Give me a Slim Jim and a pina colada Slurpee instead. Hey, do Slim Jims have pig lips. I better do some research.
Okay, ladies, if you’re going to put one of those things down the front of your pants, you either need to hide it better (if you know what I mean and I think you do) or not put it down there at all. Because you will get caught.
High on meth and she has a craving for sausage? Who woulda thunk. Perhaps she needs a new dealer.
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