>> pay for health care by using sugar, or ingest Acesulfame-K, Aspartame, Saccharin, Stevia, and Sucralose.
Don’t worry, it won’t be either/or. They’ll tax artificial sweeteners too! Bad for your kidneys you know. :-)
Salt. Milk, Meat & Butter Tax to cover the fat.
You can eat oatmeal guilt free--but you'll pay dearly if you want it to taste different than cardboard.