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1 posted on 04/30/2009 12:21:21 PM PDT by Schnucki
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The impact also depends on the exact amount drunk - more than half a glass starts bringing life expectancy down again,

What happens if I save up all my half glasses for the weekend?...as is wont to happen more than occasionally.

2 posted on 04/30/2009 12:26:30 PM PDT by Bloody Sam Roberts (I'd rather be hated for who I am than loved for something I ain't.)
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"Study finds some wine 'makes men live longer'"

Somehow it affects the auditory nerve. It drowns out the nagging.

It also affects the optic nerve, by making her appear more attractive.

As such, it makes men happy.

Happy men live longer.

Being single helps, too.

3 posted on 04/30/2009 12:26:53 PM PDT by ChicagahAl (Don't blame me. I voted for Sarah.)
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4 posted on 04/30/2009 12:27:43 PM PDT by Snickering Hound
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On this story, I’m a “glass is half empty’ guy.


5 posted on 04/30/2009 12:29:10 PM PDT by dblshot
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20 g = 0.705479 oz
What’s that, about one sip? Doesn’t sound like much.


6 posted on 04/30/2009 12:35:11 PM PDT by Signalman
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I have some very big glasses

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7 posted on 04/30/2009 12:36:40 PM PDT by Elle Bee
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The abstainers die sooner than drinkers, because they have nothing to live for!


9 posted on 04/30/2009 12:40:23 PM PDT by 2harddrive (...House a TOTAL Loss.....)
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"Study finds some wine 'makes men live longer'"

BFD...Some Tequila makes you immortal.

12 posted on 04/30/2009 12:50:56 PM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
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How do they know when someone would have died had it not been for the wine or lack thereof?


15 posted on 04/30/2009 1:41:57 PM PDT by ReneeLynn (Socialism, it's the new black.)
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Meh. Easily trumped by usquebaugh - the water of life.
16 posted on 04/30/2009 2:00:34 PM PDT by Moltke
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I gotta get new glasses!

Thought the headline said Study finds some wine 'makes men longer'

22 posted on 04/30/2009 6:28:35 PM PDT by REPANDPROUDOFIT
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