[TexasCajun]

Obamah’s “Read My Lips” moment?

[stevem]

This is really, really, really...really the last time! He must have missed the memo about earmarks being good government.

[benjibrowder]

Barack Obama found out I still have $20 bucks in my pocket. Now he’s taking them away. Boy its great to be a king with a blank check.

[savedbygrace]

“Let’s have one more night with the frogs.” (Pharaoh)

[Proud_USA_Republican]

Just wait for the cap and trade bill. You haven’t seen nothing yet. Its going to going to set a new precedent for fraud and corruption.

[Non-Sequitur]

Yeah right. Only way to do that is to do away with Congress.

[ari-freedom]

Sugarpie honeybunch
I’m weaker than a man should be
I can’t help myself
I’m a fool in love you see

[Carley]

Sure!

not

[dead]

"I'm gonna change... just not today."
- Gear Daddies

[linn37]

Obama is a liar.

[Diogenesis]

"There will be no earmarks in all such bills, which will be read in advance
and even open and available to the public for 48 hours."

"No man's life, liberty, or property is safe while the legislature is in session."
Mark Twain (1866)

[Corin Stormhands]

Just one more drink, and I swear I’ll sober up...

[kb2614]

He’s right. There will be no earmarks. Get ready for Luvmarks because President Unicorn LUVS YOU!!!!

[Rebelbase]

"I am signing an imperfect ... bill," Obama said, "because it's necessary for the ongoing functions of government, and we have a lot more work to do. We can't have Congress bogged down at this critical juncture in our economic recovery Party's grab for permanent power."

[Dixie Yooper]

If Obama ever tries to stop one of Nancy’s spending bills, she will say things in public that will hurt his feelings. She will get very mean and nasty. He will cry. The media will turn against him and she will win.

[bitterohiogunclinger]

“I am signing an imperfect ... bill,” Obama said, “because it's necessary for the ongoing functions of government, and we have a lot more work to do. We can't have Congress bogged down at this critical juncture in our economic recovery.”

This sorry piece of crap has an excuse a minute for the sorry job he and Congress foist on the American people. Anyone that believes a word coming out of his mouth should be locked up for the safety of society.

[NoControllingLegalAuthority]

Honey, I promise never to slug you in the face again and give you another black eye...honestly!

[BuddhaBrown]

“...said Steve Ellis, the vice president of Taxpayers for Common Sense, a budget watchdog group ‘We appreciate how he kept them out of the stimulus, but we think he’s only batting .500.’”

If even a group called the “Taxpayers for Common Sense” can be so nonsensical as to believe that the (first?) Spendulus bill did not contain the equivalent of many billions in earmarks, then we are all in serious trouble.

[ConservativeByChoice]

There will still be earmarks, but they will call them something else. Any guesses?

[revtown]

I quit smoking too.