Obama: I investigated myself, and I can say with all honesty that I am a good boy, I did nothing wrong.
Obama would have made a great used car salesman.
Well that certainly settles it doesn’t it — OBamBam investigated himself and found hiimself to be pure as the wind driven show.
That headline just kills me! It’s smacks of ‘molestation’........which, no doubt, he’s inflicting upon the US.
Well, then. That settles that. Happy days are here again...
Is it stupidity,
Or wholesale arrogance,
That Obama thinks saying his own lawyer says it was OK isn’t suspicious.
By the way, does “no direct conduct” preclude Obama whispering in Rahm’s ear while Rahm phoned Blago?
President-Elect Obama's spokesman Nathan Thurm:
"I knew that... we're not interfering with the investigation... you're interfering! What makes you think we're interfering? We didn't do anything inappropriate... who said anything about inappropriate contacts? I didn't say anything was inappropriate, you said that. We'll release the report 'in due course...' we didn't say 'in a few days...' who said we'd release it in a few days?"
-PJ
Even more deja vu from the Clinton years.
Just noticed, Janet and Blago must use the same barber!
Nothing says transparency like a review conducted by your own lawyer.
In other news, the referees at the Steelers/Ravens showdown asked Pittsburgh’s wide receiver Santonio Holmes if he, in fact, had possession of the ball at the time the ball had broken the plane of the goal line on a critical pass play with only seconds remaining in the game. Holmes replied, “Yes, I had the ball and the ball was over the line, which means I scored a touchdown.” The officials, confident that Holmes’ interpretation was unbiased and accurate, reversed the call on the field and gave the Steelers the touchdown and, ultimately, the victory.
I never thought I’d miss President Clinton....
Oh, well, if Barry What’s-his-name says that Barry-what’s-his-name’s lawyer says that Barry-what’s-his-name is in the clear, that’s good enough for me. Frankly, I’m just glad we never have to produce ID or background data for anything ever again.
ROTFLOL
He's NOT a crook and he had NO sexual relationship with THAT woman.
We are sooo screwed.
Ah, yes, remember Greg Craig? From Wikipedia:
"He has represented numerous high-profile clients, including John Hinckley, Jr., who was acquitted of the attempted assassination of Ronald Reagan. As assistant to the President and special counsel in the White House of President Bill Clinton, Craig directed the team defending Clinton against impeachment. He was a foreign policy advisor to Senator Edward Kennedy and to Secretary of State Madeleine Albright. Craig has most recently served as a foreign policy advisor to President-elect Barack Obama during the 2008 election."
Wow—the only virgin in the whorehouse.
Amazing.
I don’t know if I can take much more of this. To think we have at least 4 more years of this nonsense if hurting my head.
Yeah, right.