[ajwharton]

It;s like a poorly rendered legend (in the espionage sense of the word). A guy with that flimsy of a background wouldn’t make it past the CIA smell test (well, maybe the CIA today, which couldn’t find a hooker in Vegas).

[Leisler]

I could find a hooker in Vegas.
It would take time, though. I'd need cash, and lots of it. Naturally there would be disappointments. Schoolgirls looking to pay student loans off, experimenting wives, lost souls thinking that Jesus doesn't love them. Eventually, if only by shear determination, I'd find one.

I'd also have to have a believable ‘cover’. I suggest rich guy with vices. So, the ‘funding’ would have to be quite substantial. Casino owner would be even better.

Not that I am in the CIA, mind you. Just a concerned citizen willing to do his part.