PS Barnard was referred to as Barnyard when I was there (pre BHO) and the gayest Ivy was/is/will be Yale.
My wife is a Barnard aluma and is (a) very pretty and (b) has a nice set of, ahem, “lungs”. Of course, even though she was NYC born/bred, she looks like she’s from Orange county, so she was definitely a fish out of water.