[G.Mason]

When this boondoggle is passed, can we once and for all put to rest the asinine idea that the ne'er-do-wells somehow deserve some kind of payment for their ancestors slavery?

Not only was that bill paid in full, by the deaths of 618,000 Americans in the Civil War, but this little gem should make them owe enough that they will become assimilated ... finally.

[Wolfie]

Riiight. All those Wall Street guys are descendants of slaves. Sure thing.