[Oztrich Boy]

The 77-year-old claims the space agency made contact with aliens, describing the beings as “little people who look strange to us”.but willing to do the jobs Americans won’t

[Oatka]

The 77-year-old claims the space agency made contact with aliens, describing the beings as “little people who look strange to us”.but willing to do the jobs Americans won’t

That's close, but the government won't admit to contact until the aliens agree to build things cheaper than anybody else - then we'll suddenly hear praises of GAFTA - Galactic American Free Trade Agreement.