Ok people think about what was going on at NASA in the 60’s and 70’s. An astronaut by the name of Major Tony Nelson picked up a bottle on a beach and discovered a genie inside. He and Major Healey kept the news secret from Dr. Bellows and the rest of NASA but Jeanie causes strange things to happen.
Mitchell and other astronauts seeing all sorts of bizarre stuff blame it on space aliens because who believes in genies anymore?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I_Dream_of_Jeannie
You might laugh at this but here's a story for you to consider.
There was a golf course in New Mexico with very expensive homes lining one of the fairways. A man took his wife golfing and she shanked a ball through a window of one. The man figured they'd better fess up but as they were about to knock on its door, they noticed it was ajar. They pushed it open and saw a man in a blue silk robe lying on an expensive sofa with a shattered bottle on the floor. Next to it was their ball.
"I'm very sorry," the man stammered.
"It's alright," said the man in the robe. "You see, I'm a genie and I was trapped in that bottle for 3,000 years. Because you freed me, I will grant you each a wish."
Well, the man and his wife were amazed. The man said "I would like $10 million a year for the rest of my life for the Democratic Party to rule forever."
"It shall be done," said the genie.
"I would like a huge Al Gore-type mansion in every country in the world," said the wife.
"As you wish, it is done," said the genie. "But I have a request for you."
The genie looked at the husband. "I have not had a woman in 3,000 years. With your permission, I would like to take your wife upstairs and make passionate love to her."
The husband looked at his wife and said "Well, $10 million per year and eternal rule by the Democrats. I guess it's OK by me."
The wife said "Well, huge Al Gore-type mansion in every country in the world. I'll do it."
So the genie took her upstairs where they made loud passionate love for three hours while the husband read the New York Times on the sofa downstairs. When they were finished, the genie turned to the wife.
"How old is your husband?" he asked.
"35," she said.
"And he still believes in genies????"