Did you hear about the homosexual man with alzheimer’s? He couldn’t remember why his ass was sore!
You hear about the homosexual man who was constipated? He went to his doctor, who suggested mild laxatives and fibre for his diet, to no avail. Three weeks later, the doctor referred his light-in-the-loafers patient to a proctologist, who of course conducted an examination of his rectum and colon.
During the course of the examination, the proctologist exclaims “my gawd, no wonder you’re constipated, somebody shoved a dozen roses up there!!!”
Tooty-Fruity giggles in glee and says “oh forget the roses, what’s the CARD say!?!?!?”