Canadians!!
Don’t want to be a Canadian idiot
Dont want to be some beer swillin’ hockey nut
and do I look like some frost bitten hosehead?
I never learned my alphabet from A
to Zed
They all live on donuts and moose meat
and they leave the house without packin’ heat
never even bring their guns to the mall.
And you know what else is too funny?
Their stupid monopoly money.
Can’t take ‘em seriously at all..
Well maple syrup and snow’s what they export,
they treat curling just like it’s a real sport.
They think their silly accent is so cute,
‘can’t understand a thing they’re talking aboot
Sure, they got their national health care,
cheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air..
Then again well they got Celine Dion..
Eat their weight in kraft macaroni
and dream of driving a zamboni
all over Saskatchewan.
Don’t want to be a Canadian idiot.
Won’t figure out the temperature in Celsius.
See the map they’re hovering right over us!
Tell you the truth it makes me kinda nervous..
Always hear the same kind of story,
break their nose and they’ll just say ‘sorry’.
Tell me what kind of freaks are that polite?
It’s gotta mean they’re all up to something!
So quick before they see it coming,
time for a pre-emptive strike.