I just talked to my pet Jackalope....he assures me this is all on the up and up.
Really.
Homer: “Not a bear in sight. The Bear Patrol is working like a charm!”
Lisa: “That’s specious reasoning, dad.”
Homer: “Thank you, honey!”
Lisa: “By your logic, I could claim that this rock keeps tigers away.”
Homer: “Hmm; how does it work?”
Lisa: “It doesn’t work; it’s just a stupid rock!”
Homer: “Uh-huh.”
Lisa: “... but I don’t see any tigers around, do you?”
Homer: “Lisa, I want to buy your rock...”