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Meet Ben
MichelleMalkin.com ^ | 1/13/2007 | SMASH

Posted on 03/13/2007 12:30:47 PM PDT by Citizen SMASH

Hi, I'm Ben, a 25-year-old white guy from rural Virginia. I used to be a directory assistance operator, but now I work at the Wal Mart in Waynesboro. I still live with my parents.

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Sometimes, I like to go it the big city and play in the streets. My favorite game is to dress up in black, and run around town with my friends. We block traffic, yell at shoppers, and call the cops "pigs." They don't seem to like it very much, but they're powerless to stop us, because we're protected by the First Amendment!

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Oh, did I mention that I'm a Black Bloc Anarchist?

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Hey, let's go charge up the Capitol steps! The pigs can't stop us! It's our Capitol, too!

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Aw, shucks. Looks like we can't go any further. Hey, does anyone have spray paint?

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"All Cops are Pigs!" That's brilliant! But don't worry, it'll wash right off... Let’s get out of here!

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Hey, now what should we do? I know, we could go break some windows!

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Yeah, that'll show those stoopid Bushbot recruiters! Power to the people! Oh, but I wasn’t there. Time to get the Heck out of Dodge…

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See you at Wal Mart, or the next big protest!

If you’d like to meet Ben and his friends in person, they’ll be wandering the streets of DC this Saturday, March 17.

But if they’re smart, they’ll steer well clear of these guys.


TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: blackbloc; freakozoid; gatheringofeagles; goodfornothing; iraq; mindlessidiot; protest
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1 posted on 03/13/2007 12:30:50 PM PDT by Citizen SMASH
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To: Citizen SMASH

Going 25 years without kissing a girl can do strange things to a guy's mind, evidently.


2 posted on 03/13/2007 12:34:09 PM PDT by L98Fiero (A fool who'll waste his life, God rest his guts.)
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To: Citizen SMASH

Another guy who couldn't get a prom date and is still acting out. Pathetic.


3 posted on 03/13/2007 12:35:27 PM PDT by 3AngelaD (ic.)
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To: L98Fiero
Going 25 years without kissing a girl can do strange things to a guy's mind, evidently.

He still lives with his mom, maybe....................

4 posted on 03/13/2007 12:38:57 PM PDT by processing please hold (Duncan Hunter '08) (ROP and Open Borders-a terrorist marriage and hell's coming with them)
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To: Citizen SMASH

The Activism Sidebar is reserved for "Activism, protests, [and] news and business of Free Republic Chapters." Please make a note of it.


5 posted on 03/13/2007 12:39:03 PM PDT by Sidebar Moderator
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To: Citizen SMASH

Gee Ben, 25 years old and still not a man. So pathetic.


6 posted on 03/13/2007 12:39:21 PM PDT by keepitreal
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To: Citizen SMASH

I just read this and thought it was funniest Malkin Posting Ever! I submitted to digg. :D


7 posted on 03/13/2007 12:39:52 PM PDT by Lady J USA 1981
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To: Citizen SMASH

Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son


8 posted on 03/13/2007 12:40:02 PM PDT by Republican Red (Chris Matthews would put on diapers and drive 900 miles to abduct Cheney.)
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To: Sidebar Moderator

This post is relevant to the Gathering of Eagles, which is linked in the conclusion. I apologize for the oblique reference, but I do think it fits the topic.


9 posted on 03/13/2007 12:46:45 PM PDT by Citizen SMASH
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To: processing please hold
Yea, I wonder....

Well, at least she didn't actually CALL him a mo-........
....of course not.
She wouldn't descend to that ugly name-calling behavior!

10 posted on 03/13/2007 12:47:36 PM PDT by skeptoid (AE, AA , MBS)
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To: Citizen SMASH

IAWTC by Citzen Smash. This topic is revelant.


11 posted on 03/13/2007 12:51:19 PM PDT by Lady J USA 1981
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To: Citizen SMASH

Ignorance is not bliss in your case, dear boy.


12 posted on 03/13/2007 12:53:20 PM PDT by lilylangtree (Veni, Vidi, Vici)
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OMG....Speechless, I am still reeling from his website. If this were my son I believe it would be my motherly duty to kick his ass evey which way til Sunday.


13 posted on 03/13/2007 12:54:02 PM PDT by panthermom (DUNCAN HUNTER 2008)
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To: Citizen SMASH

I doubt if he's ever been laid.....


14 posted on 03/13/2007 12:55:29 PM PDT by Rummyfan (Iraq: it's not about Iraq anymore, it's about the USA!)
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To: Rummyfan

Yeah, and that's the least of his problems.


15 posted on 03/13/2007 1:01:03 PM PDT by popdonnelly ([Democrats] are jubilant at our disasters and are cast down when the rebels are defeated -Sept. 1862)
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To: L98Fiero

I've always been anti abortion but this makes me think, maybe there are special occasions.


16 posted on 03/13/2007 1:01:50 PM PDT by fish hawk (The religion of Darwinism = Monkey Intellect)
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This is a true loser!!
His last words....
Vote Democratic.

I guess that says it all right there!!
17 posted on 03/13/2007 1:05:04 PM PDT by lucky american (We cannot direct the wind but we can adjust the sails)
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To: Citizen SMASH
From the links....

There was a full list of speakers, including Sean Penn, Reps. John Conyers (D-MI) and Dennis Kucinich (D-OH), Susan Sarandon, Tim Robbins, Jane Fonda, the Rev. Jesse Jackson, and Danny Glover. Political views ran the spectrum as well, from mainstream to radical.

Ah, diversity.

Hmm... watch this clip...http://www.metrorailtransit.org/schumin/life-and-times/2007/j27/movies/movie-13.wmv, where he says that the chant of "No justice, no peace!" changes to "Bring the war home!" Three anarcha-feminist flags are flying, as well as one anarcho-syndicalist flag. Freakin' brilliant... "Bring the war home!" There's the Dem's 2008 platform slogan.

And then there's this:


"Class war by all means necessary"... followed by On the ground, I found a discarded sign showing a gas pump and the words, "Class war not gas war".

18 posted on 03/13/2007 1:10:53 PM PDT by Teacher317 (Are you familiar with the writings of Shan Yu?)
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To: panthermom

Someone here needs to call Dr. Charles Krauthammer, who is a psychiatrist by training, to help this sick young man.

I didn't know that SDS was still around! How sad...


19 posted on 03/13/2007 1:14:52 PM PDT by 2ndDivisionVet (Newt Gingrich/John Bolton 2008)
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To: Citizen SMASH

His parents should throw him out. I'm not going to say anymore because what is going through my mind is not allowed on the FREE REPUBLIC.


20 posted on 03/13/2007 1:20:20 PM PDT by JOE43270 (JV43270 God Bless America and ALL WHO HAVE and WILL DEFEND HER.)
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