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Meet Ben
MichelleMalkin.com ^ | 1/13/2007 | SMASH

Posted on 03/13/2007 12:30:47 PM PDT by Citizen SMASH

Hi, I'm Ben, a 25-year-old white guy from rural Virginia. I used to be a directory assistance operator, but now I work at the Wal Mart in Waynesboro. I still live with my parents.

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Sometimes, I like to go it the big city and play in the streets. My favorite game is to dress up in black, and run around town with my friends. We block traffic, yell at shoppers, and call the cops "pigs." They don't seem to like it very much, but they're powerless to stop us, because we're protected by the First Amendment!

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Oh, did I mention that I'm a Black Bloc Anarchist?

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Hey, let's go charge up the Capitol steps! The pigs can't stop us! It's our Capitol, too!

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Aw, shucks. Looks like we can't go any further. Hey, does anyone have spray paint?

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"All Cops are Pigs!" That's brilliant! But don't worry, it'll wash right off... Let’s get out of here!

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Hey, now what should we do? I know, we could go break some windows!

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Yeah, that'll show those stoopid Bushbot recruiters! Power to the people! Oh, but I wasn’t there. Time to get the Heck out of Dodge…

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See you at Wal Mart, or the next big protest!

If you’d like to meet Ben and his friends in person, they’ll be wandering the streets of DC this Saturday, March 17.

But if they’re smart, they’ll steer well clear of these guys.


TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: blackbloc; freakozoid; gatheringofeagles; goodfornothing; iraq; mindlessidiot; protest
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To: Citizen SMASH

What does this cipher do at Walmart? Clean toilettes?

Keep it up kid and you'll go places - like maybe the Federal Pen.


21 posted on 03/13/2007 1:26:40 PM PDT by ZULU (Non nobis, non nobis Domine, sed nomini tuo da gloriam. God, guts and guns made America great.)
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To: Citizen SMASH

Yes Freedom of Speech is a wonderful thing, but there is also this little thing called 'respect of property'.

I don't know about anyone here, but were this little punk and his friends doing this kinda stuff in my hometown, they would be placed under citizens arrest, and fire-hosed. Then their little hot heads would be cooled down., I'd also be making a phone call to the Corporate Headquarters of WalMart and informing them that myself, my family and friends would be boycotting their stores because of the actions of certain employees.
'His Capitol'? Yep, but it's mine too, and I have the right to protect 'my' property. Vandalisim should not be tolerated in any way shape or form, particularly not in the Capitol.


22 posted on 03/13/2007 1:33:09 PM PDT by Shadowstrike (Be polite, Be professional, but have a plan to kill everyone you meet.)
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To: ZULU

America is so full of losers like this kid.

He is nothing but a wannabe rebel with absentee parents that have never disciplined him in his life or gave him structure.

His parents are obviously clueless; probably DU members.


23 posted on 03/13/2007 1:35:56 PM PDT by WBL 1952
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To: WBL 1952; All

Someone tell fat boy that he is about to experience his worst nightmare.


24 posted on 03/13/2007 1:44:23 PM PDT by Stashiu (RVN, 1969-70)
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To: Citizen SMASH

"Hi, Ben, glad to meet you. I'm Real World Guy. I hear you like anarchy? Cool! Me too. Anarchy means no laws at all doesn't it? Great! I'm up for that. Hey, Ben! I'd like you to meet my Louisville Slugger. I bought it cheap at Wal Mart. My political agenda? Oh, I don't have one. I just like to break bones and make people bleed. Anarchy! It's not just for protesters anymore." - Real World Guy


25 posted on 03/13/2007 1:50:17 PM PDT by TigersEye (For Democrats; victory in Iraq is not an option!)
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To: 3AngelaD

Some folks are alive ONLY because it is against the law to KILL them.


26 posted on 03/13/2007 2:07:54 PM PDT by Tahoe3002 (Death to Terrorists!!! Semper Fi! USMC 1970-1981)
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To: L98Fiero
Ben and the bozos like him are trying to create excitement to make up for all the nights they stood home and played with each other's baby-fat.
27 posted on 03/13/2007 2:20:13 PM PDT by peeps36 (Politicians are less trustworthy than crooked used car salesmen.)
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To: You Dirty Rats; XJarhead

Major ping!!! This is who will be there on Saturday.


28 posted on 03/13/2007 2:20:25 PM PDT by GoldwaterChick (Never give in, never give in, never, never, never give in. Winston Churchill Oct. 29, 1941)
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To: Citizen SMASH

Great post CS.
I am joining the Protest Warriors here in San Diego Sat.
to counter the Loony Left anti war wacOs.

BTW war protesters since yesterday are occupying Rep. Susan Davis's - D office. She is against the war but has voted for funding. These idiots are holding down till she votes against funding.

Keep up the good fight


29 posted on 03/13/2007 2:23:11 PM PDT by SoCalPol (Duncan Hunter '08 Tough on WOT & Illegals)
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To: CAluvdubya

Ping


30 posted on 03/13/2007 2:25:24 PM PDT by SoCalPol (Duncan Hunter '08 Tough on WOT & Illegals)
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To: processing please hold
Thought you might enjoy this pic..
This is our 1947 Harley

31 posted on 03/13/2007 2:49:14 PM PDT by MS.BEHAVIN (women who behave rarely make history)
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To: MS.BEHAVIN

OOOOoooooohhhhooo Cycle porn............cool!


32 posted on 03/13/2007 3:35:13 PM PDT by ASOC ("Once humans are exposed to excellence, mere average desirability is disappointing")
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To: ASOC

LOL!
Cycle porn?
Glad ya like the pic!
Ms.B


33 posted on 03/13/2007 3:41:18 PM PDT by MS.BEHAVIN (women who behave rarely make history)
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To: MS.BEHAVIN

I have an interesting question - I wonder if this stout young rebel has registered for the draft?

Because, if his 26th birthday passes, and he has not, he loses his right to vote for life.

Or to own a gun.

Just curious.


34 posted on 03/13/2007 3:47:42 PM PDT by patton (In spit of it all...)
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To: patton

I would tend to doubt that he has..
Doesn't look like the type to vote, or register!
Ms.B


35 posted on 03/13/2007 3:50:50 PM PDT by MS.BEHAVIN (women who behave rarely make history)
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To: MS.BEHAVIN

LOL

Cycle porn is ALMOST as good as gun porn - or better...up here it is still too risky to be out on a bike, what with ice still on the roads and all.

But that is a sweet looking knucklehead - did you buy it that way or did you restore it yourself?


36 posted on 03/13/2007 4:25:02 PM PDT by ASOC ("Once humans are exposed to excellence, mere average desirability is disappointing")
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To: Citizen SMASH

Ben,

Meet my fist as it slams into your fat face.


37 posted on 03/13/2007 4:27:48 PM PDT by Riptides
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To: ASOC

We don't have it on the road yet, either..
It's still icy up here in Maine..
That Cycle was owned by Hubby's Dad..
It was bought in Randolph, Nebraska for 200 bucks back in the 1960's..(Hubby was born in Nebraska)
Hubby restored the bike over the years..
We also have a "basket case" 1946 Indian..
Ms.B


38 posted on 03/13/2007 4:36:07 PM PDT by MS.BEHAVIN (women who behave rarely make history)
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To: Citizen SMASH

>Hi, I'm Ben, a 25-year-old white guy from rural Virginia. I used to be a directory assistance operator, but now I work at the Wal Mart in Waynesboro. I still live with my parents.<

And because I am such a pathetic loser, I occasionally assuage my desire to actually have people notice me by going up to DC, then stealthily changing from my green shirt into my black anarchy clothes, so I can yell canned slogans about BushHitlerChimpy McHalliburton. And then, I can take more really bad photos to put on my website of me and the people I'm with. I like being with people who make me feel like I BELONG, even though I don't know any of their names.


39 posted on 03/13/2007 5:08:42 PM PDT by Darnright
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To: Beckwith

Now I see what you have been warning everyone about. This creep is totally disgusting. I wonder if he'll still have his Walmart job after this gets out?


40 posted on 03/13/2007 5:20:55 PM PDT by GoldwaterChick (Never give in, never give in, never, never, never give in. Winston Churchill Oct. 29, 1941)
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